John bought a rubber snake for our backyard because he heard that it would scare the birds away. It hasn't really worked on the birds but it worked on me a few days ago.
I jumped and then realized it was just our rubber snake. I looked over and it looked like Kita was laughing at me. If she could talk I think she would have said something like,"You don't know how many times I've done the same thing."
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I laughed out loud when I read this. Funny stuff. I just wish it worked on the birds the same way. I walked by the window one day and saw a bird crapping on the damn thing. I wish I didn't think animal cruelty was wrong, cuz I would bust-a-cap in a bird!! That'll teach these birds to crap in my fountain. Flying rats I tell you. Maybe I'll fill the fountain with sulfuric acid.
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