I am a deep sleeper. I mean a really, really, really deep sleeper. I'm such a deeper sleeper that I wake up still exhausted even after plenty of sleep and if I wake up during the night I'm completely confused. John has gotten used to this confusion so it doesn't phase him at all.
Last week I went to bed before he did and after about thirty minutes of snoozing I woke up thinking I was choking. I screamed out to the living room, "John!!! Help me!!" He came to the bedroom and I said, "Just you! Just you! Shut the door." He assured me that there was nobody at home except him and Kita. He also assured me that I wasn't choking. I said, "Oh. Ok." Then went back to sleep.
Last night during the middle of the night I woke up in a puddle of sweat. I was so wet with sweat that in my confused state I thought John had poured water on me. So I woke him up and asked him if he had poured water on me while I was sleeping. He calmly and sweetly said that he didn't do that. I put his had on me so he could really understand why I had made that claim. Again, he was completely cool about the whole thing even though I had made him touch my sweat. Gross.
An Angel for Your Angels
1 hour ago
3 comments:
True love = a husband who will touch your sweat! Hope the rest of your sleep was peaceful.
Ha! This reminds me of how our conversations go in the morning!
Tim: Do you remember that you did last night?
Me: Nope
I agree with Jennifer it must be true love!
You should talk to Michael sometime about my night terrors. John and Michael could form a support group of husbands with rotten sleeping wives.
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