John and I are writing this post together to tell you what the big news isn't:
- John did not die in the emergency room only to meet Gandhi in the afterlife and receive the following instruction as to the meaning of life..."Go get some cheesecake."
- John did not get a call from President Obama requesting that he join his cabinet in the newly appointed position of White House House Band...
- We didn't win a Hawaiian vacation for two...
- We did not find a treasure map leading us to a remote part of the jungle in the interior of Brazil in a cave where lives a troll like demon who we had to slay with a golden spork to get to another clue which lead us across the Atlantic to a village in Portugal where we met a blind woman who took out her glass eye and showed us an inscription on the back which read,"Eat more cheesecake."
- Just so there's no confusion because of the vagary in my previous post, we are definitely not with child...we promise.
3 comments:
John is the next pregnant man???? Awesome.
I'm really pulling for the troll option
I think that John got either a raise or a promotion. My dad got a big raise when I was in, like, 6th or 7th grade and we went to Red Lobster to celebrate. We NEVER went out to eat so it was a big big deal.
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