Tuesday, April 7, 2009

News...

Sorry to be such a tease in my earlier post. If I tell you the news I'll embarrass my hubby so I can't say.

John and I are writing this post together to tell you what the big news isn't:
  • John did not die in the emergency room only to meet Gandhi in the afterlife and receive the following instruction as to the meaning of life..."Go get some cheesecake."
  • John did not get a call from President Obama requesting that he join his cabinet in the newly appointed position of White House House Band...
  • We didn't win a Hawaiian vacation for two...
  • We did not find a treasure map leading us to a remote part of the jungle in the interior of Brazil in a cave where lives a troll like demon who we had to slay with a golden spork to get to another clue which lead us across the Atlantic to a village in Portugal where we met a blind woman who took out her glass eye and showed us an inscription on the back which read,"Eat more cheesecake."
  • Just so there's no confusion because of the vagary in my previous post, we are definitely not with child...we promise.

3 comments:

The GVZ's said...

John is the next pregnant man???? Awesome.

Katie said...

I'm really pulling for the troll option

Natalie said...

I think that John got either a raise or a promotion. My dad got a big raise when I was in, like, 6th or 7th grade and we went to Red Lobster to celebrate. We NEVER went out to eat so it was a big big deal.